1. Santa: I have swallowed a key.
    Doctor: When?
    Santa: 3 months back!
    Doctor: What were you doing till now?
    Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it to
  2. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
    Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
  3. Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he
    hasn’t come back yet!
    Santa: Why don’t u cook something else?
  4. Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You
    know
    why?
    Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
  5. Ultimate answer while changing the job.
    Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
    Santa: Because the company shifted and didn’t tell me where.
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